Its a habit of mine to read while taking a crap. And today, while doing my business, I got pun-ished. (If you think this pun sucks, you may want to exit this window NOW)

So I was reading this school publication I received a few days ago, taking my time scanning through the articles (it wasn't smooth, if you know what I mean), and it suddenly dawned upon me that I had been pun-ked, by the magazine.

If you feel that I don't make sense up to this point, maybe these pictures will help.

What better way to start your first article than a pun!

Yep because SP students have no heart

What rice? My heart pressure?

Yeah Im thaiing to make sense of this

Yup, and my van's lacking in wheel-power.

And just when I thought the worst was over,

Combo! All in one article! And look! A repeat!

The puns were so bad it gave a new meaning to verbal diarrhea. That plus brown watery diarrhea, and you know today's really not your day.

On a separate issue, I feel I should make a statement against the ERP hike, and addition of new gantries too.

EET SUXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!

As if paying for petrol for that gas guzzling van I drive is not enough, now they double the rates and add new operation hours to beyond congested times WTF!!!

On another separate issue, ISP's deadline's getting closer, and I haven't really done shit. This indifferent attitude of mine's really getting to me, and its not only schoolwork that's affected.

This's probably the reason why if I could choose a superpower, I'd definitely choose time manipulation.

On yet another issue, I feel like I'll have a pretty bland rest-of-the-year, and the only thing I'm slightly more looking forward to would be the holidays. And even then I wouldn't know what to do with everyone else starting school or still in NS. AIYO SO SIAN.

Guess I really have to start getting proactive or I'm really gonna waste this supposed prime of my life!