I was typing a mail for this Saturday's Flag Day when I realized that I had mistyped it as Fag Day instead in one of the sentence.

Which made me remember the countless times I typed the word "Sex" when I actually wanted "Hey" in my sms. (because keypad 4 for "h" is right above 7 for "s", and I use the dictionary function when I type my sms)

Imagine seeing an sms that goes like this:

Sex where you? I reach already

So kids, remember to check through your message before sending them out!

Anyway, today I saw the most emo 9-year-old that I have ever seen in my life.

This little boy (who cannot be named as he is a minor) was fighting with a classmate. Obviously I had to stop the fight. I kinda reprimanded them for fighting, and then the little rascal (oops) just stomped out of the classroom and sat down at the space between the locker and the door and cried.

Yeah I know this aint emo enough. But read on.

After awhile, he got over it and went back to class. Then after awhile, he cried again.

Reason being: someone called him a crybaby (oh the irony)

Then he stomped out of the classroom again, and sat down at his nice little corner and started weeping like the pokemon master he was. Of course I had to do something, so I went over and talked to him, and the conversation went something like this:

Me: Can you tell me what happened?
LR: sobs
Me: If you don't tell me I cannot do anything
LR: sobs
Me: Do you want to go back to class?

Then it came, the one sentence that (sort of) made my day

LR (still crying): I WANNA GO STAND IN THE RAIN. STAND IN THE RAIN AND FALL SICK SO I DON'T HAVE TO COME TO SCHOOL TOMORROW

I bit my lips, not because I was touched or anything, but anything less painful would have made me laugh my ass off. (You really have to be there to understand the funniness of this kinda sentence coming outta a 9-year-old's mouth)

But of course you never laugh at an emo kid in front of him, so I regained my composure, and just waited there with him so that he does not really go in the rain and fall sick and make his parents complain and make me lose my $65/day job.

But seriously, kids nowadays are really damn hard to handle. Made me wonder what kinda parent I would be in the future, and whether my kid would become like the LR I saw today.

I hope not.

Yeah I know it's still kinda early to think about this, but sex, we're all gonna be parents one day.

KY's Picture of the Day

Taken at bicycle park (if that's what you call it) beside Pasir Ris MRT Station


reverse parking. 'nuff said

Today, I was bored.

It was when I came across this site

http://www.pointlesssites.com/

It looked interesting.

And then it happened.

I did the unthinkable.

I went on a quest.

A quest to find out which was the pointlessiest of them all (and to kill time).

And I found it.

http://www.dave-reed.com/Nifty/randSeq.html

The one pointless site that rules them all.

It was genius.

How could someone even think about creating something as boliao as that.

However, I was sure.

Sure that somewhere out there, there lurks an even more pointless site, waiting to be discovered by (bored) hunters like yours faithfully.

And the quest to find the one website (and to kill time) continues...

Stay tuned.

P.S. if you managed to read this post up till this very sentence, you're probably bored as well. Go, get yourself something meaningful to do. If not, I welcome you to join my quest, young one.

Looking at other people's wish lists made me want to make one for myself, so here it is:

- Yamaha Electronic Drumset $1300
- PS3 $900
- 20 inch LCD TV $700
- IKEA 2 seat sofa $200

You can see that these things are well beyond my reach, but that's the reason why it's called a WISHlist and not a IMABUYITTMRlist.

My birthday is on 16th May.

Just found this picture while clearing my computer files

the physics lab practical chicken

This probably explains why I was never considered a good student haha

And an artpiece done to cover Wangmo's anti-japanese sentiments which was shown on a card (it was a picture of a crossed japanese flag, the cross ended up as the cockroach legs)


i call this the roach approach

And i soon realized that i took ALOT of pictures with my 6230

Lesson time at 4E'05 (some call it nap time)


vip seats during chinese remedial


weird antics from Chairperson Wang


i miss the good old days

CNY at LPL's


droopy

The SC's (student councillors) approach of getting outta school after playing too much ball


no rulez (its WKK btw)

And of course there's comp train


gay pride (pribe)(inside joke)

The first bird that landed in the SJ room (i think)


neil birdstrong

We do the gayest stuff during comp trains (you can call it twittish)


no prize for guessing who's black sneakers are those


kristian slamet, black in heart, black on shoes

Birthdays were costly affairs

the cake costs $2.80 (look at how excited engene is) (sorry i meant eUgene)


2 cakes cost $5.60

And there were truly special moments (look how they try to hold hands oh-so-discreetly)


the forbidden love


against all odds

There were warriors amongst us


rocKY balboa

The date detectives before operation Iceburp at Pasir Ris Park on teachers day


agent 002


agent oo4


agent 004 in another disguise


who's this handsome chap

Its great knowing your squadmates


some of the perks that comes with it


like those who helped you train so that you can go win trophies while they only get our gratitude


thanks dudes


and they have no qualms about showing you their other side (junxiang)


then there's lots and lots of inside jokes (coco wong kin keong)


and i was talking about showing your truest side (it's a guy)(no its not keong)


you also get to know people who continues to win singing competition and becomes famous later in life


One Squad One Spirit is still so cool

Wow what a long post, and this really made me realize how meaningful the years in DHS were. Cool.

But yes, I've finally blogged.